Have another nutter butter peanutbutter sandwhich coookie!!!!

Or else a smore. I love smores... I had one today. It started on fire, though. So I blew it out. Then it wasn't gooey enough in the middle and Sta showed me what happens when you put them in the microwave... and let me tell yeah. It's flippin awesome!!!! They almost blow up and then they get super sticky. I remember that one time I fed a marshmallow to our dog. It stuck to the side of his mouth and then he went bonkers. It was really funny but I felt bad for him.... It's like torture only with marshmallows. You wouldn't think marshmallows could torture you, or a dog. But eventually he ate it and he didn't do that head spasm thing anymore. That reminds me of the one time my fish comitted suicide. She got a little too excited about eating. So now everytime I go to feed my silver dollars and they jumped to get food I freak out and drop the lid. Or else spill the fish food. And when I do that my cat tries eating it. Who would eat that? I almost feel bad for animals because they have to eat food stuck in a can or pouch or something. I mean, I know us humans eat that once in a while, but did you ever smell their food? I'd be anerexic if I was a cat or dog. Or a fish. It's almost like canabolism. Did you ever read what's in fish food?

Fish.

Yeah, you heard me. It's like humans being the main ingredient on the ravioli can. I had those for lunch today, with little pizza bites. Buddy man, those are awesome. Especially with ranch dressing. My sta and I eat ranch dressing on popcorn. You never know until you try it. I love chocolate icecream. And after I'm done with it I always crave a dill pickle. You know those Moby dill pickles? Holy cabooses. I love em'! Wow pizza bites sound really good. But I ate way too much today. This morning I had mini wheats because they are coated in frosting stuff. It they weren't I wouldn't eat them because they'd be too healthy. No just kidding... I'm not that unhealthy, what were you thinking? Kind of like celery... It's not very good plain. I like it drenched in ranch dressing... especially if it's hidden valley. You know there is actually a hidden valley? And then a ranch at the end. Why is ranch dressing called ranch? Do you think they created it at a ranch er something? I think they did. Because it'd be silly to just call it ranch without a meaning. Kind of like the reason why I ate that mango after I brushed my teeth. It didn't taste very good because it was minty. Never eat minty mangoes people... you'll be scarred for life. Or else you won't eat mangoes anymore. But that didn't stop me! I love mangoes even though my first experience wasn't very delicious. I think mangoes look more edible on Lost. You know, the show. I love that show. Lost is only for people who like to be lost. Seriously I get lost really easy but it answers your questions sooner or later. Seriously later... because that black thing is still a mystery. I think it's related to flubber. That green blob thing. Or else it's an eskimo dressed up in black fog. I don't see how that's possible, though. It makes that machanic sound so maybe it's a barbie doll that has a sad past. Maybe Ken broke up with her. Poor Barbie... I think the island is on a prehistoric turtle. That way it can just swim away when you turn the magic wheel. I don't see how you end up in the desert, though. I'd want to end up in Alaska so I could visit with the black fog Eskimo's! I'd get to learn to scare people and rip their limbs off! Not that that's exciting or anything. I'm not really a crazed maniac creeper. Psshhh... Or rip people's limbs off. That's a little too messy for me. I'm more of a pasta girl. Because pasta is so full of pas and ta. I eat it almost every day with Italian dressing. Sometimes the pasta is too aldenti for me, though. I know Giada Delarentis says aldenti is good... but I don't know. This makes me sad inside. My life is spiraling downward, into the black obyss. It embrasses me like a pair of my little sister's jeans, which look great on me by the way. Ofcourse, I don't have a little sister. I am the little sister. So maybe in reality it's my big siter's life that is spiraling downward. Naw, I just think she'd pretend that so she could wear my jeans. Which look great on her by the way. Sometimes I want to go emo but I'm too happy of a person to be emo. Some say I'm random but I don't think so. I just have an over-active mind. I really like peanutbutter. I think it's better when you just spoon it out of the jar and then put some honey in it. It makes it sweet and super delicious. Nothing like eating bee barf. It's regurgitated, you know. I bet that makes you want to go and eat some, doesn't it? Natures delicious barf... yummm....